Open Post

[coolhandcowboy]

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

aka this journal will look prettier after the holidays

Comments

TFLN

[coolhandcowboy]

1. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

2. There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party

3. Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

4. i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.

5. I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

5

[intrepiding]

All it's missing is a bottle of wine.

[coolhandcowboy]

Not sure hair of the dog would be setting the right mood at this exact moment.

[intrepiding]

Wine is always romantic. It's whiskey that isn't.

[coolhandcowboy]

Look, for any kind of romance to happen right now I need to equalize my blood to alcohol ratio. Nothing stronger than beer.

[intrepiding]

Are we talking actual Romance or "romance"?

[coolhandcowboy]

My hair hurts too much to figure out what you mean with the capitols and the quotation marks.

4

[unwake]

Is this your way of saying you'd like one of my breakfasts?

[coolhandcowboy]

Among other things, sure

[unwake]

Don't get greedy.

[coolhandcowboy]

What can I say? I seem to get sticky fingers around you.

[unwake]

That certainly is a way to put it. Guess I'll need to invest in a spray bottle. Just for you.

[coolhandcowboy]

Careful. You start treating me special and I might get ideas.

2

[nowin]

Most guys tend to have the opposite reaction to that.

[coolhandcowboy]

It's all about quantity. At first, it's fun. But after a while it gets weird.

[nowin]

It's not like you can really help being popular...

[coolhandcowboy]

It's possible I should try. Or move to a city with better sports teams or something.

[nowin]

You could always take a vow of celibacy.

1

[bossily]

I never said you weren't. I distinctly remember I told you that if you wanted to ever hitch a ride back to your ship in my tardis you absolutely couldn't tell me detailed stories about spending the whole night tied up and getting railed.

[coolhandcowboy]

Define "detailed".

3

[vomito]

Not that I know of. It's possible hypothetically but as a nurse I should advise against it.

[coolhandcowboy]

If I listened to you, you'd never get to use any of those nursing skills. And where's the fun in that?

[vomito]

It's no fun if my favourite patient is dead.

[ favourite can also mean worst because srsly spike?! ]

[coolhandcowboy]

How would I ever become your favorite patient if I didn't get to see you so much?

[vomito]

Just give me a heads up so I can make sure the clinic is stocked. And try not to die?