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[coolhandcowboy]

I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue.

aka this journal will look prettier after the holidays

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TFLN

[coolhandcowboy]

1. If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so

2. There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party

3. Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?

4. i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.

5. I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic

5

[intrepiding]

All it's missing is a bottle of wine.

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[unwake]

Is this your way of saying you'd like one of my breakfasts?

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[nowin]

Most guys tend to have the opposite reaction to that.

[coolhandcowboy]

Not sure hair of the dog would be setting the right mood at this exact moment.

[coolhandcowboy]

Among other things, sure

[coolhandcowboy]

It's all about quantity. At first, it's fun. But after a while it gets weird.

[intrepiding]

Wine is always romantic. It's whiskey that isn't.

[unwake]

Don't get greedy.

[nowin]

It's not like you can really help being popular...

[coolhandcowboy]

Look, for any kind of romance to happen right now I need to equalize my blood to alcohol ratio. Nothing stronger than beer.

[coolhandcowboy]

What can I say? I seem to get sticky fingers around you.

[coolhandcowboy]

It's possible I should try. Or move to a city with better sports teams or something.

[nowin]

You could always take a vow of celibacy.

[unwake]

That certainly is a way to put it. Guess I'll need to invest in a spray bottle. Just for you.

[intrepiding]

Are we talking actual Romance or "romance"?

[coolhandcowboy]

My hair hurts too much to figure out what you mean with the capitols and the quotation marks.

[coolhandcowboy]

What, and deprive the good people?

[coolhandcowboy]

Careful. You start treating me special and I might get ideas.

[intrepiding]

Your hair hurts...

This is why some of the dog might be good for you. JS

[unwake]

We wouldn't want that, would you? You and ideas don't mix.

[nowin]

This is why I think you enjoy all that attention more than you let on.

[coolhandcowboy]

No what I need is. I need an egg. And some Worcestershire sauce. And some other stuff.

[coolhandcowboy]

I'm not about to turn it down. I just didn't realize how revolutionary my dick was going to be around here.

[coolhandcowboy]

You sure? I got a lot of ideas about you I think you'll like.